Description
Howdy, Folks.
You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Then pull in off the highway, because the Museum of Monsters and Madmen just opened a gift shop on your shelf.
Trick or Treat Studios presents the officially licensed House of 1000 Corpses Giant-Size Trash Talkin' Captain Spaulding Figure, the loudest, filthiest, most gloriously obnoxious collectible to come out of Rob Zombie's 2003 debut. Sid Haig's roadside clown is the character that launched an entire horror universe, and this is the piece that finally does him justice at the scale he deserves.
Press the button on his back and Spaulding unleashes 10 trash-talking phrases pulled directly from the movie, delivered in the one and only voice that made them famous. You get the classics, including "Howdy folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature?" and you get a few you absolutely will not see coming.
CENSORED MODE AND FULL MODE
The figure ships in censored mode, which keeps things...somewhat family friendly. Flip the switch on his back near the battery compartment and Spaulding lets loose.
One important heads up: that switch is not accessible while he is in the box. If you want the uncensored version, you have to open him up. Carded collectors, that is the deal, and honestly, this is a figure that wants to be freed anyway.
Expertly Sculpted at Giant Size
- Stands approximately 12 inches tall
- Durable vinyl construction with incredible attention to detail
- Screen-accurate sculpt and paint: the Uncle Sam top hat, the stars and stripes sleeves, the mismatched pant legs, the yellow skull bow tie, the big blue pom poms, and the clown shoes
- Includes his revolver and the CENSORED sign he is holding up, which is one of the funniest accessories anybody has put in a horror figure box
- Batteries included, so he starts running his mouth the minute you open him
For Rob Zombie devotees, Sid Haig fans, Firefly family completists, House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects collectors, horror clown enthusiasts, and anybody who has ever yelled a Spaulding line at a friend in public.
Step right up. He has been waiting to tell you something.
Dug up, dusted off, and shipped from the Keystone Crypt.
This product is in New condition.